my own burger mama

the other day my wife was walking into a store and was stopped by a beggar asking for some money so he could eat. she didn’t have any cash, but she asked him if she could go to the subway next door and buy him some lunch.

he answered, “nah, i don’t like coldcuts.”

no joke.

allison (fully aware of the hilarity of the situation) asked him how he felt about mcdonalds instead. he immediately nodded and said, “i’ll take a number ten.” so she drove 5 minutes down the road and brought back lunch for the guy.

i don’t know what to do with that except post it here and laugh about it.

well, that and commend my wife being a far, far better person than me.


~ by bradherndon on January 12, 2009.

2 Responses to “my own burger mama”

  1. so apparently this breaks the myth of “beggars can’t be choosers”… or shall we add an addendum, “Beggars can’t be choosers, unless they aren’t in the mood for coldcuts”… (there’s gotta be a country song here somewhere)

  2. Wow! I woulds just walked away after that statement. Good for Allison!
    This is hilarious!

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